I hope you're joking. | Loose Leaf Herbal Tea

A tea for the moments that make you question reality. Take a sip, blink twice, and decide.

You’ve seen a lot. You’ve heard a lot. But every now and then, someone says something so unbelievable, so mind-numbingly absurd, that all you can do is pause, blink, and sip this tea in utter disbelief.

Lemon balm steps in as the voice of reason, soothing your nerves while you gather yourself. Gotu kola sharpens your mind—because clearly, someone here needs more brainpower. Lemon peel adds a zing of clarity, cutting through the nonsense like a well-placed sigh. Honey bits bring a deceptive sweetness—because you could be nice about it… but do you want to? And finally, peppermint cools the rising frustration, keeping your words sharp but your demeanor unshaken.

Tasty Notes

Bright & Citrusy – Lemon balm and lemon peel bring an uplifting, zesty burst.
Crisp & Cooling – Peppermint smooths the edges while keeping things refreshingly sharp.
Herbal & Focused – Gotu kola keeps your mind clear, because someone has to think here.
Sweet & Subtle – A touch of honey adds a little grace… but only a little.

When to Sip

After a Truly Ridiculous Statement – Because what did they just say?
When You Need a Mental Reset – A sip, a sigh, and an internal “nope.”
Before Responding to Absolute Nonsense – Keeps your words clever instead of criminal.
To Maintain Inner Peace (Barely) – Because, despite everything, you will remain unbothered.

Brew Upon Your Favor

Hot & Thoughtful – Steep at 190°F for 5-7 minutes while staring blankly at the wall.
With a Drizzle of Honey – A little extra sweetness, just in case you choose diplomacy.
Iced & Unphased – Cool, collected, and ready to sip with a raised eyebrow.
With a Shot of Limoncello – Because sometimes, you need more than just tea.

Each package includes:
Reusable Glass Jar (7 ounces) makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss
Cloth bag
Charm 
Handkerchief
Spoon
Tea Strainer