What is H A P P E N I N G ? | Loose Leaf Herbal Tea

A tea for those moments that defy reason, common sense, and basic human logic. Drink up, recalibrate, and carry on.

"For when reality glitches, logic disappears, and you’re left questioning if the universe is gaslighting you."

Some days, life makes sense. This is not one of those days. Whether you’ve just heard something so ridiculous it defies comprehension or the world has decided to run on pure chaos, this tea is here to help you process.

Black tea forms a strong, no-nonsense foundation—because let’s be real, weak tea won’t cut it today. Ginger brings a fiery kick to snap you back to reality, while lemongrass and orange peel cut through the madness with bright, citrus clarity. Black peppercorn adds just the right amount of heat—because, at this point, why not?

Tasty Notes

Strong & Bold – A rich black tea base to keep you grounded in something.
Fiery & Spicy – Ginger and black pepper serve up a sharp wake-up call.
Bright & Citrusy – Lemongrass and orange peel slice through the nonsense like a well-placed sigh.
Balanced but Chaotic – Much like your current state of mind.

When to Sip

When the World Stops Making Sense – A sip for every “wait… what?” moment.
After Witnessing Utter Nonsense – Because processing takes caffeine and patience.
Before Responding to Foolishness – Sip, breathe, and decide if it’s worth your energy.
To Regain a Sense of Reality – Because you swear this can’t be real.

Brew Upon Your Favor

Hot & Strong – Steep at 200°F for 4-5 minutes while you stare blankly at the wall.
With a Touch of Honey – For when you need a little sweetness to counteract the absurdity.
Iced & Unbothered – Let it chill so you can process in peace.
With a Shot of Whiskey – If the situation really calls for backup.

A tea for those “Did that just happen?” moments. Sip, sigh, and try to make sense of it all. (Or don’t. Either way, at least you have tea.) 

Each package includes:
Reusable Glass Jar (7 ounces) makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss
Cloth bag
Charm 
Handkerchief
Spoon
Tea Strainer