Are you f’n kidding me right now? | Loose Leaf Herbal Tea

A tea for the moments that make you question everything. Take a sip, reset your patience, and remind yourself—you are not legally required to deal with this today.

Some days test your patience. Some people push their luck. And then there are moments so ridiculous, you just need to sit down, sip, and process the sheer audacity. Enter this tea—your herbal first-aid kit for dealing with absolute nonsense.

Agrimony steps in as the no-BS mediator, helping you release tension without losing your edge. Catnip might make the cats go wild, but for you? It takes the edge off and smooths out frustration. Chamomile, the peacemaker, reminds you not to commit verbal arson (yet). And orange peel adds a bright citrus zing—because even in the midst of chaos, a little sharp wit goes a long way.

Tasty Notes

Mellow & Grounding – Chamomile and agrimony keep things from escalating too quickly.
Citrusy & Sharp – Orange peel cuts through frustration like a well-timed eye roll.
Light & Herbal – Catnip’s mild minty notes take the stress down a notch.
Bright Yet Balanced – A blend that says, I’m calm… for now.

When to Sip

After Someone Tests Your Limits – Because not everything deserves a reaction.
To Breathe Through the BS – A sip, a sigh, and a reminder that you’re too classy for this.
When the Day is Just… A Lot – An herbal intervention before you hit the “I quit” button.
To Avoid Saying What You Really Think – A tea to sip slowly while staring into the void.

Brew Upon Your Favor

Hot & Restorative – Steep at 190°F for 5-7 minutes while contemplating humanity’s choices.
With a Spoonful of Honey – Soothing, but still with a bite—like a well-phrased comeback.
Iced & Unbothered – Chill it, sip it, and remind yourself they’re not worth the elevated heart rate.
With a Splash of Brandy – Because some days just require reinforcement.

Each package includes:
Reusable Glass Jar (7 ounces) makes 25-30 teaspoons of herbal bliss
Cloth bag
Charm 
Handkerchief
Spoon
Tea Strainer