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The Ted Lasso Sipset Giftset TeaRing (Herbal Tea Sampler Set/Gift Set/5 teas)
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"Five teas. Five hearts. One beautiful game."
A handcrafted tea collection inspired by the lives, lessons, and lovable lunacy of AFC Richmond’s finest.
From locker room to living room, these blends are brewed with heart, humor, and a whole lotta love. Whether you're picking yourself up, calming the chaos, or just believing a little harder today—this set's got a cup for that.
1. BELIEVE BREW
“Kindness. Courage. And a really good cup of tea.”
A warm, spiced blend of black tea, apple, cinnamon honeybush, orange peel, and calendula. It’s cozy optimism in a cup, the kind of brew you sip while telling someone they’ve got this. Just like Ted would.
🫖 Drink when: You need a pep talk without the pressure.
🖤 2. BEARD’S BREW
“Don’t follow the rules. Follow the flavor.”
A smoky, mysterious mix of Lapsang Souchong, cacao nibs, blue cornflower, and lavender. This one stares into your soul, plays jazz backwards, and somehow makes you feel... seen.
🫖 Drink when: You’re in your feels and need a ritual.
⚡ 3. ROY KENT’S GRR-RAY TEA
“It’s strong. It’s loud. It’s got feelings it will never, ever discuss.”
A gruff, grounding blend of Earl Grey, black peppercorns, sarsaparilla, and rosehips. Starts with a growl, ends with a hug—he’d never admit it, but this is secretly his favorite.
🫖 Drink when: You need to feel your feelings, or maybe punch a pillow.
💗 4. JAMIE TARTT TEA
“Hot. Sweet. Surprisingly good for your emotional development.”
A sassy, fruity blast of hibiscus, blackberry, ginger, and red rooibos. Bold. Flirty. Has a character arc in every sip.
🫖 Drink when: You’re glowing up, hyping yourself up, or doing hair masks with pop music blaring.
🧻 5. TED LASSO’S GARBAGE WATER
“It smells like a hug, tastes like a nap, and calms your soul faster than a golden retriever in a sweater.”
A surprisingly soothing combo of peppermint, chamomile, lavender, lemon balm, and spearmint. What started as a joke became an emotional lifeline.
🫖 Drink when: The world feels wobbly and your brain needs a goldfish moment.
This makes the perfect gift for fans of the show, believers in goodness, biscuit bakers, locker room philosophers, and anyone who’s had a bad day but is still trying.
This TeaRing comes with the following goodies:
Handkerchief (design varies but it's sure to be lovely)
Cloth Bag
Tea Strainer
Believe Charm
Stickers (design varies but it's sure to be lovely and Lasso)
Coaster
Spoon
Whistle
Mug
Cuppas are 3x4 and they hold 3-4 cups of tea each depending on your brewing preference.
All packages are wrapped with loving care in tissue paper, lace, and/or cloth.
This herbal tea is not approved by the FDA
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*If you are pregnant or nursing, it is best to avoid the use of herbal oils and infusions unless otherwise directed by your doctor.
*This herbtention is not intended to cure, treat, or prevent illness or disease.
*If you do have an allergic reaction, stop use of the herb immediately.
*With this purchase you are stating that you are responsible for yourself, all of your actions and your results. Herbteller is not responsible for the mishandling of herbs in addition to various products we sell.
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